Teddy Steady Ready

Teddy, a beautiful husky dog re-baptised again as “teddy turd the basturd” after shitting in our bed after being taken to the park and refusing to shit there. he came back and shit in our bed. reasons un-known that is why he is teddy turd.

With intent and malice he came back home from the park and shit in our bed like a proper basturd dog would do.

He held the shit in the park we saw him.

Of course, he was just marking our bed just in case a giant bear would come and attack us, he was saying “a big dog lives here” we think he loved us. but

he completely disregarded that we were in London and no giant bears had been spotted since pre-roman times. we guest. but dog walker diaries never cease to impress.

Teddy, what a sweat beautiful name for The sweatiest dog right here in house of dogs.

Teddy steady ready is a loving caring dog that not only cares for the owners but also the small dogs , the invalid dogs and the gentile.

He is defensively Teddy Steady King of Saint Catherine Docks. London. UK.